Well we got the next best thing with Kristie Lee, another hot blonde bombshell with two first names, two GREAT legs and one helluva scissor hold!

In “Scissoring Farmer’s Daughter,” she puts up a traveling salesman in her daddy’s hayloft then comes a-calling a little later to see if he’s OK – and show him why she’s the champion scissor vixen ’round these parts!

In tiny jean cutoffs, midriff blouse, short socks and workboots, she tears him apart in her thick thighs and rocky calves, crushing his skull, choking his throat, bending his ribs and making him howl like a stuck pig!

Kristie Lee is Elly Mae Clampett with scissoring attitude!!